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Oscar statue is discovered dead in apartment after a few hours of Hillary Clinton criticizes the “Barbie”.

In a twist that could outdo any Hollywood drama, the film industry was rocked when the famed Oscar statue was found dead, apparently by suicide, shortly after Hillary Clinton criticized the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for snubbing Barbie in their nominations.

Detective Bob Sparks commented, “This tragedy took us all by surprise.” Responding to an anonymous tip about Mr. Oscar’s possible mental and emotional turmoil, officers discovered him hanging from the ceiling. Despite their best efforts to revive him, they were unsuccessful, and no further details are available at this time.

While the investigation is still underway, authorities indicated that all signs pointed to Oscar taking his own life. Regrettably, the security footage in the auditorium at the time of the incident was destroyed.

Close friends of the Oscar statue reported no prior signs or warnings leading up to his sudden death. “He seemed happy and had so much to live for,” said one friend. “I never thought he would resort to this. It just doesn’t add up.”

In a chilling development, a police department spokesperson announced the discovery of a journalist, who had inquired about any potential link between the Oscar statue’s suicide and Hillary Clinton, also found dead in an apparent suicide.

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