Tom Hanks declined to collaborate with Rob Reiner, saying, “I Don’t Work With Too Many Woke People.”

Tom Hanks declines to collaborate with Rob Reiner, saying, “I Don’t Work With Too Many Woke People.”

In a plot twist that could rival any Hollywood blockbuster, America’s sweetheart and Hollywood’s quintessential guy-next-door, Tom Hanks, has reportedly turned down a collaboration with none other than Rob Reiner. The reason? In a departure from his usual affable demeanor, Hanks announced, “I don’t collaborate with individuals who are overly politically correct.” Yes, you read … Read more

“I Won’t Work With Rob Reiner” is Kevin Costner’s response to a $30 million movie deal rejection.

“I Won’t Work With Rob Reiner” is Kevin Costner’s response to a $30 million movie deal rejection.

In a surprising turn of events, Kevin Costner found himself in the eye of a storm of phone calls mere minutes after announcing his exit from “Yellowstone.” The actor confessed to our reporter that the flurry of offers took him aback, stating, “I expected offers, but the speed at which they came was startling.” Among … Read more

Blake Shelton Cancels $20 Million Project with Garth Brooks: “He’s Not A Very Popular Guy Anymore”

Blake Shelton Cancels $20 Million Project with Garth Brooks: “He’s Not A Very Popular Guy Anymore”

Garth Brooks, the man who’s about as popular as a skunk at a garden party, seems to have taken a nosedive in his career faster than a lead balloon. His latest stunt? Calling his fans “a-holes”. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you! In a twist that’s as surprising as a plot in a … Read more

Oliver Anthony Breaks Taylor Swift’s Concert Attendance Record “Without Even Trying”

Oliver Anthony Breaks Taylor Swift’s Concert Attendance Record “Without Even Trying”

Move over, Taylor Swift. There’s a new sheriff in town, and he goes by the name of Oliver Anthony. His latest gig, which was as secret as a ninja until the day before, smashed all attendance records set by Taylor Swift’s much-hyped but overrated “Eras Tour.” “It was nothing short of spectacular,” gushed concert promoter … Read more

Roseanne Barr Now Has Full Control Of “The Connors,” Thanks to a Los Angeles Jury

Roseanne Now Has Full Control Of “The Connors” Thanks to a Los Angeles Jury

In a twist that’s more shocking than a soap opera finale, Roseanne Barr emerged victorious in her legal battle against ABC. A Los Angeles jury handed her a whopping $208 million and the reins to “The Conners,” a show they claimed ABC pilfered from her. According to her manager, Art Tubolls, it seems like she’s … Read more

Parents Just Relieved Teen Who Came Home Drunk Wasn’t Drinking Bud Light

Parents Just Relieved Teen Who Came Home Drunk Wasn’t Drinking Bud Light

Tim and Julia Yoder, parents, were mad when their 17-year-old daughter Carlie staggered home drunk last weekend. But their fury evaporated faster than a snowflake in a sauna to relief upon learning that Carlie had not been consuming Bud Light. “Sure, we were as disappointed as a cat in a dog show that she was … Read more