Shohei Ohtani signs the Dodgers for $700 million, will receive $58 million after California taxes

SHOHEI OHTANI

In a landmark development, baseball prodigy Shohei Ohtani signed an unparalleled $700 million deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers, leaving him with an estimated $58 after accounting for taxes. Expressing his delight with the monumental signing, Ohtani stated, “I’m ecstatic to have secured the largest contract in baseball history. I’m grateful that the Dodgers value … Read more

Breaking: LeBron James Going Broke After Being Kicked Out Of The US Team

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In a world where fact and fiction often dance a tantalizing tango, a curious tale has emerged – LeBron James, the titan of the basketball court, is reportedly facing financial woes following an unexpected dismissal from the US Team. Yes, you read that correctly. The figure who is as much a symbol of on-court prowess … Read more