Keanu Reeves will host Academy Awards; Jimmy Kimmel will be permanently barred for being woke

Keanu Reeves will host the Academy Awards; Jimmy Kimmel will be permanently barred for being awake.

In a development that has left Hollywood and fans stunned, Keanu Reeves, the beloved actor known for his roles in blockbuster hits like “The Matrix” and “John Wick,” has been announced as the host for the 96th Oscar Awards. This announcement marks a departure from tradition, not only because Reeves is primarily celebrated for his … Read more

Jimmy Kimmel is suspended by NBC and fined $500K because “he crossed the line.”

JIMMY KIMMEL, JIMMY KIMMEL IS SUSPENDED

In a twist that could outdo any late-night comedy skit, Jimmy Kimmel, who saw himself as merely “defending himself” against Aaron Rodgers’ truth bombs, found himself in hot water with NBC. According to NBC’s Executive Mouthpiece Joe Barron, Kimmel was slapped with a two-week suspension without pay and a hefty $500,000 fine. This disciplinary action … Read more