Elon Musk Files A Billion-Dollar Lawsuit Against “Totally Unprepared”.

Musk Files A Billion-Dollar Lawsuit Against Kathy Griffin

In a bizarre turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has reportedly filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against comedian Kathy Griffin. The lawsuit, which was filed earlier this week in Los Angeles, accuses Griffin of “totally unprepared slander” and “damaging the reputation” of Musk and his companies. According to sources close to the situation, Musk was … Read more

Elon Musk deletes Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account

Elon Musk deletes Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account

In a shocking turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has reportedly deleted climate activist Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account. According to sources close to the situation, Musk took offense to Thunberg’s constant criticism of his company, Tesla, and decided to take matters into his own hands. The move has been met with widespread outrage from … Read more

Elon Musk and Greta Thunberg Get Into Heated Twitter Feud Over Electric Cars

Elon Musk and Greta Thunberg Get Into Heated Twitter

In a shocking turn of events, Elon Musk and environmental activist Greta Thunberg engaged in a heated Twitter feud over the effectiveness of electric cars in combatting climate change. It all started when Thunberg tweeted, “It’s not enough to just drive electric cars. We need systemic change to address the root cause of the climate … Read more

Elon Musk vows to defend Donald Trump after his arrest next week

Elon Musk vows to defend Donald Trump after his arrest next week

In a surprising move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be defending former President Donald Trump after his anticipated arrest next week. Musk has reportedly assembled a team of top-notch lawyers to help defend his friend. “I believe in the American justice system, and I think that everyone is innocent until proven … Read more

CBS Signs a $1 Billion Deal With Jay Leno for a Late Night Show

CBS Signs a $1 Billion Deal With Jay Leno for a Late Night Show.

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment sphere, CBS has inked a landmark $1 billion deal with Jay Leno, heralding the legendary comedian’s comeback to late-night TV. This audacious move underscores CBS’s resolve to reclaim its standing in the late-night ratings war and marks a significant shift in the network’s strategy, banking … Read more

Jimmy Kimmel Live Receives Lowest TV Rating in History Following Episode With Robert De Niro.

Jimmy Kimmel Live Receives Lowest TV Rating in History Following Episode With Robert De Niro

In an unexpected turn of events that has caused a stir in the entertainment world, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” has seen a notable drop in its audience numbers. The recent episode with Robert De Niro, known for his quick wit and straightforward style, reportedly received the lowest ratings ever for a late-night talk show. This has … Read more

Budweiser Brands Won’t Be Welcome at Oktoberfest For The 1st Time in 75 Years

Budweiser Brands Won't Be Welcome at Oktoberfest

Every year, Oktoberfest, the world’s largest folk festival, attracts millions of visitors. This six-day event, held in the town of Okto on the Bavarian side of the Swiss Alps, showcases a wide variety of international fair food and virtually every type of beer brewed globally. However, this year’s festivities will be missing a notable brand: … Read more

John Elway forbids kneeling during the anthem and says, “Kneel On My Field or You’re Fired On The Spot.”

John Elway forbids kneeling during anthem

In a startling turn of events in NFL controversies, Denver Broncos’ executive John Elway has made a shocking proclamation: “Anyone who kneels on my field will be instantly dismissed.” However, rumors suggest a secret clause among players: While kneeling is prohibited, displaying tap dancing skills during timeouts might become the new norm. During a particularly … Read more

“No One Is Giving Me Any Respect Here”: Megan Rapinoe Is About To Leave The America

Megan Rapinoe Is About To Leave The America

Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your hats: America is going through its most tumultuous time since the pineapple-on-pizza controversy. Megan Rapinoe, the iconic soccer player known for her signature pink hair and her dual role as America’s sweetheart and adversary, has declared her intention to say goodbye to the Land of the Free. And the … Read more

Sylvester Stallone Rejects Disney’s Half-Billion Dollar “Woke” Film Proposal

Sylvester Stallone Rejects Disney's Half-Billion Dollar “Woke” Film Proposal

In a development that has left Hollywood’s elite stunned, Sylvester Stallone, famous for his iconic roles fighting opponents, has turned down a whopping $500 million movie proposal from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of what he calls “woke nonsense.” While some see this as a lost chance, others speculate that Stallone might be steering … Read more